Since the AGM the new and old exec has been in a lengthy discussion about changes we’d like to make over the holiday. As you have seen, this has already taken the form of website achievements thanks to Finnbar’s diligent efforts. The changes do not end here, however, and we’d like to layout all current and future changes in this announcement.
💰 Website Changes
Confusingly, we have another website update for you that we weren't really expecting to make. A new feature has... appeared... on the website. We're not really sure why it's appeared or who caused it to appear, but it seems to have introduced a new currency to the website. We were left with a few notes:
- All clicks shall be monetised.
- All interactions shall be rated.
- The Website decides who is worthy.
- Also there might be a bonus achievement!!
From our brief experiments, it seems like you get gifted or penalised based on how you interact with the website. We'll try and work out what exactly the algorithm is doing in the coming hours and let you know.
📜 EGM and Re-elections
Looking into this strange phenomenon we’ve discovered it’s been added to the website by a third party. Our initial suspicions lead us to believe it’s the work of our mascot, the Gender Cube, or their rival, benji_sit. Tensions are high between the two and we’re doing our best to quell both of their wraths. benji_sit has sent us threats of embezzlement, aggressive sitting, and eldritch horrors since their loss of the mascot election. As such we’ll be holding an EGM this Sunday (April 4th) to discuss how to properly deal with these threats and hosting the re-election of our mascot. The vote can already be found on the website today to expedite this process.
🤔 A New Mascot Appears
As part of their threats, Gender Cube and benji_sit have explicitly requested that only mascot finalists are allowed into re-elections. However, since they hail from another dimension, neither Gender Cube nor benji_sit has the power to stop them from putting themselves forward as a mascot. Banakin, a quiz favourite, has returned from their dimension with promises of ending this feud and piss-gay-weed-fear. What this means for Tabletopolis is hard to say, so cast your vote with caution.
⚔ LARP Cancelled
After some worrying threats, we sent investigators Finn and Bar to look into our cupboards for the first time in months, and they found all of our weapons have rotted in the cupboard due to us being unable to access them. Unfortunately, due to the excessive cost of replacing them, we’ve come to the conclusion that LARP will no longer be a part of this society and will not run this Sunday.
EDIT: APRIL FOOLS!
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